Golden Oldies Fan Prints

Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Oldies Band.

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Joan Crawford junior

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."