Oldies Fan Prints

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Sheep of the 1970's

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Oldies Band.

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

TV Set

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Workers constructing barcodes

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

'The announcer said 'don't touch that dial'... What's a dial?'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'This is so old-school.'

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

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