Gold Enthusiast Gifts

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

'Jackpot.'

'Don't be discouraged. Gravel is $3 an ounce.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'I've been out here a long time. Is it still $35 an ounce?'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

Pot of gold at end of rainbow has a financial advisor with it.

"The real question these days isn't whether you should buy gold, but whether you have any money in the first place."

King Midas, the original gold bug.

'That's an interesting idea, sir, but I don't think they'll let you return to the gold standard unilaterally.'

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"This here's where we mine for gold. If it's data yer lookin' fer, you best be mining over yonder."

King Midas, The Original Gold Bug.

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

WHERE'S THE GOLD?

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Silly billionaires.'

'My husband has put his money into gold.'

'Second molar from back, left hand side you say, I can't give you a proper valuation until I've got it out I'm afraid.'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Gold by the inch, spaghetti by the yard.

Buy Gold

'Of course I don't just want you for your money, you DO have money don't you...?'

El Conquistadork

Gold And American Presidents

"I'm going to California for the gold. I'm not into nation-building."