Gold Aficionado Gifts

Agent logs onto postal goldfinger site.

Ingot We Trust

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Invisible clothes

A Zircon Is Forever

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Diego Velasquez

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"Trepanning for gold"

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Ladies who lunch.

'Enough EBAY already!'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Pick Me Ups.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Pressing Problem