Pearl Aficionado Gifts

Well, guess we won't be bragging about making pearls anymore.

(Cursing symbols) overachiever.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

How oysters get engaged.

"I'm not happy."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Well, where's the last place you had it?