Pearl Aficionado T-Shirts

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I'm not happy."

How oysters get engaged.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Nice bling.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!