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How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

How oysters get engaged.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Birth of Darth Vader

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"