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How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

How oysters get engaged.

"I'm not happy."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Birth of Darth Vader

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Well, where's the last place you had it?

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'