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Ladies who lunch.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

Disco Bunny.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Birth of Darth Vader

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'