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"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Mood Ring

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'My, my, that is a big one! Ooh... I must have it! Come on, stop teasing me, you naughty boy. Mmmm, give it to me - right here, right NOW!'

'Cindy said she wanted to see a big diamond for her birthday, so I took her to a baseball game.'

"Let's buy it. We'll just whip out the old debt card. . . I mean debit card."

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Do you like my bling?

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.