Jewel Enthusiast Pillows

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Mood Ring

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'My, my, that is a big one! Ooh... I must have it! Come on, stop teasing me, you naughty boy. Mmmm, give it to me - right here, right NOW!'

'Cindy said she wanted to see a big diamond for her birthday, so I took her to a baseball game.'

"Let's buy it. We'll just whip out the old debt card. . . I mean debit card."

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

Cow and Milk

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'