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"Oh, yes. Definitely a forgery. Hope it didn't cost you much."

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

Hurry with the brush please, my jewellery needs a clean!

'I had the necklace you gave me appraised. And wouldn't you know it... fool's gold!'

Nothing to be taken from this window until 10 a.m.

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

"I know money isn't everything - I want your jewellery too."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

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"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

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