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Ears pierced

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

I think I have a gilt complex.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Do you like my bling?

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The Queen

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"