Jewellery Lovers Mugs

Ears pierced

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Cow and Milk

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

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Do you like my bling?

I think I have a gilt complex.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

The Queen

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.