Jewellery Lover Mugs

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

'Oh no! Our earrings are locked together.'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Do you like my bling?

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves