Jewellery Lover Pillows

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

'Oh no! Our earrings are locked together.'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Do you like my bling?

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'