Jewelry Lovers Pillows

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

I could never get a piercing.

'I don't mind your ear ring...I don't mind your nose ring... but I do mind your key ring that jingles when you walk.'

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?