Jewelry Lovers Pillows

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I don't mind your ear ring...I don't mind your nose ring... but I do mind your key ring that jingles when you walk.'

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.