Pearls Aficionado Gifts

Ladies who lunch.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Disco Bunny.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Birth of Darth Vader