Jewel Aficionado Gifts

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'And what do you do?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Posh Easter Egg

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."