Jewelry Enthusiast Gifts

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'A very unusual case, Mrs. Vandermeer, you have rhinestones!'

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

'Great, another pearl for our anniversary. How about a diamond for once.'

'Do you have something that says 'possessive but afraid of committment'?'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Charlie will be late this morning... he lost the back of his earring.'

'Forget the appraised value. What would a pawnshop give me for it?'

"Too pricey! Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?"

'To be honest love if I could afford that I wouldn't be going out with you would I?'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'Just one question Brad. Is this diamond still in the embryonic stage?'

"You like it? It's a mood ring - my husband gave it to me as part of his early warning system."

'You can tell her age by counting the rings.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Since the price of gold is up, I'm advising all clients to have their wedding rings melted down, and to start afresh with silver.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really acquaintance?'

'I'm beginning to worry -- she got me an engagement ring with a homing device in it!'

The Ring finger.

'Earrings again this year?'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Have you seen her engagement ring?' - 'Seen it? I used to wear it.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

A wealthy looking woman sits near sign: 'Please help victim of the economy haven't bought jewellery in days.'

Eternity rings - guaranteed for six months.

"Why no, I never doubted that it was a real diamond. Sorry about your table."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"I don't think much of you, but the necklace is superb."

"I feel Glyndebourne no longer agrees with one's natural pearls."

"How did you know I needed new earrings?"