Jewelry Enthusiasts Gifts

'Diane removes her love beads before resuming takeover negotiations'

'You say these were your grandmothers?'

'I'm prepared to spend three months' wages. What've you got for $11.47?'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

"Mom would kill us if she knew we were trying on her jewelry."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'