Jewelry Aficionados Gifts

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.