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"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Teddy and friends.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

The bridge of arts.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Posh Easter Egg

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"I'm not happy."

How oysters get engaged.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Elizabeth II

"Unplug and chill out."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Ladies who lunch.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'