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"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

Oh my gosh, what is it?

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Teddy and friends.

Posh Easter Egg

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"And how would you like your steak?"

"I'm not happy."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

How oysters get engaged.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Elizabeth II

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Penguin identity parade

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"