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'Great, another pearl for our anniversary. How about a diamond for once.'

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

Birth of Vader

Well, where's the last place you had it?

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

How oysters get engaged.

Anything missing besides the pearl?

'Everywhere they're cutting back. Those pearly gates pearls are all faux pearls.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Urns in love

Cow and Milk

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

I love my cape

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"I'm not happy."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You wanna put that back?"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Birth of Darth Vader