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Posthumous Platinum

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Red hot little combo

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Meet the Beetles....

Edvard Grieg.

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Nutcracker

Blue dress

Flower Duet

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."