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"Mira...the world's oldest person died at the age of 116."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Pisa Hut.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Five minutes, General."

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Aeneas

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'