World Record Admirer Pillows

Guinness Book of Records

World record setter Usain Bolt.

"Mira...the world's oldest person died at the age of 116."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Pisa Hut.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Five minutes, General."

Naomi Osaka

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

Aeneas

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'