World Record Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Music Collector.

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

Tube men dancing.

Ban Ki-Moon.

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

World record setter Usain Bolt.

Future world records

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

Guinness Book of Records

Britain votes no to Syria intervention.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'