Guinness World Record Enthusiast Pillows

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Lancelot put to the Test.

St. Patrick's Day

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Guiness is good for you...

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Let me try that!"

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

A giant woman pics up cars

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

Giant in need of shoes.

Children are growing taller. . .

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

Guinness Book of Records

Dentist climbing into a mouth.