Guinness Book Of Records Enthusiast Pillows

Guinness Book of Records

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"I miscounted."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

St. Patrick's Day

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

Tube men dancing.

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Guiness is good for you...

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'