Guinness Book Of Records Enthusiast Gifts

Guinness Book of Records

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"I miscounted."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

St. Patrick's Day

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

Guiness is good for you...

Tube men dancing.

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'