Guinness Lover Gifts

Guiness is good for you...

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bubble gum leaves

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"They know me here."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Ginspiration!

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'That's my spirit guide.'

St. Patrick's Day

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Repossessed Properties.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

'Gin and tonic please, with the gin having the majority shareholding.'

'I live in the high rise.'

"Any gin in that basket?"

Tom gets run over by the party train,

Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!