Gin Lover Gifts

Ginspiration!

'Gin and Platonic' "Let's just be friends"

"Any gin in that basket?"

'That's my spirit guide.'

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"I'd like something tall, icy and full of gin..."

'My doctor said I had to cut my drinking by half. So I eliminated the tonic.'

'We like the 'G-I-N' part, especially with tonic, but hate the 'GRINCH' part in Gingrich!'

"Gin & Catatonic?"

'I haven't been given a swizzle stick in a gin & tonic since I was five years old.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Gin and tonic please, with the gin having the majority shareholding.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'When life gives you lemons - Drink your gin with a twist.'

Join me in a Martini?

Unknown

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Gong

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Positive Thinking

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'