Gin Aficionado Gifts

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Gin Lane - Welcomes responsible drinkers.'

'You've had enough.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Yes, it's tidy stuff."

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Join me in a Martini?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'How long have you had that toupee?'

GDP and G&T.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Zen Master Huineng

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'