Gnome Aficionado Gifts

'I don't believe in the CIA!'

"That is so tacky!"

'Quit calling it a metaphor. I literally stuck in the weeds...'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Back to school.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Happy thoughts

The Fall of Gnome

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping-Pong

"Garden variety allergies."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Antler Buzzers.

'Malty tasking.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Elusive Shadow.

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Join me in a beer?

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Beer Club for Men.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'