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'I don't believe in the CIA!'

"That is so tacky!"

'Quit calling it a metaphor. I literally stuck in the weeds...'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping-Pong

Happy thoughts

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Antler Buzzers.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Elusive Shadow.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Join me in a beer?

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"