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"I like your garden humans"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

An unflattering sculptor

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

Rugby Club Gnomes

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'Should have brought your brother an imperial gnome. Bigger. Get more work done.'

'I always wanted a home on the range.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Family scene and gnomes, "You're dad's not coping well with retirement"

The Lawn Gegnome Project

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

'Hi honey, I'm Gnome!'

"Do forgive me, I'm good with faces but I have a terrible memory for gnomes."

Spring cleaning.

When There are Gnomes in the Garbage It Can't Be Good

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

Sign near toadstool reads; 'Gnomeless please help.'

'I know - most people expect angels.'

Gnomes climbing a rock garden

'It looks like a Union meeting to me!'

Gnome urinating onto sad gnome with umbrella.

Kidnapped garden gnomes

Garden gnomes - one using weedkiller

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Your Honor, we resent the term 'garden gnome.' My client wants to be called an agricultural overseer."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"I hate it when you bring your work home."

Watering the garden gnome

Gnome fishing

Garden gnome fishing indoors.

Gnome Druggie