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'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

Gnome in front of a woman.

The Ambush

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Life and Death

Football

Meowlzebub

Flying in Formation.

Balding gnomes

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Watering the garden gnome

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Leonardo's first drawing

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Genie Barbecue.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

Candle Moment

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Fish Boarding

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."