Gnome Admirer Gifts

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

Gnome in front of a woman.

The Ambush

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Meowlzebub

Life and Death

Football

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Now hiring.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Leonardo's first drawing

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Candle Moment

'He has really taken to the training.'

'I think I missed that episode.'

Air Dentistry

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Better Gnomes.

Genie Barbecue.

Fish Boarding

Left Behind