Gnome Lover Gifts

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Repossessed Properties.

'I live in the high rise.'

'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'

"No one else in my family got out of the garden, much less made it to college."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bubble gum leaves

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

New York Gondolier

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

"I've always been a gnome body."

Spring cleaning.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

My first dead gnome!

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I like your garden humans"

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.