Gnome Lover Gifts

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Repossessed Properties.

Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

'I live in the high rise.'

'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'

"No one else in my family got out of the garden, much less made it to college."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bubble gum leaves

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'I think I missed that episode.'

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

New York Gondolier

"I've always been a gnome body."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

My first dead gnome!

Spring cleaning.

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'