Gnome Gathering Enthusiast Gifts

Caution - Jogging Gnomes .

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Rose Toast

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'I think I missed that episode.'

Better Gnomes.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I've always been a gnome body."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

My first dead gnome!

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Spring cleaning.

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn