Collecting Gnomes Gifts

"...And where the hell's the gnome gone?"

The death of Dopey

'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'

Try our special Get you Gnome service

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

The Best Laid Plans

Better Gnomes.

'I think I missed that episode.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'Snow again, today...'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I've always been a gnome body."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.