Garden Gnome Collector Gifts

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

Mower Fraud!

'I don't mind being a gnome, but I can never remember how to spell it.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

S**t Threw a Goose

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

All Major Cash Honored.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Elf Farm

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Old watering can

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"