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"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

Mower Fraud!

Welcome to GNOME Alaska

'I don't mind being a gnome, but I can never remember how to spell it.'

Welcome to Gnome, Alaska

"Trojan garden gnome? Did not see that coming."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Show and Tell.

We practically live out here in the summer.

Watering the garden gnome

S**t Threw a Goose

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

All Major Cash Honored.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Old watering can

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.