Garden Gnome Appreciator T-Shirts

A young boy playing with a scythe

"Fancy running into you in a field of marjoram!"

'The neighbours have had a whip round for a new lawnmower!'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

Old watering can

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

In the Garden of Andy

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

Suburban street.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

The Perfect Garden.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Elf Farm

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

Mower Fraud!

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.