Gnome Gardener T-Shirts

Dwarf brothers plunder yard-gnomes for their clothing....

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Gardener of the Year.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"I've always been a gnome body."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."