Gnome Gardener Pillows

Dwarf brothers plunder yard-gnomes for their clothing....

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

We practically live out here in the summer.

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'I think I missed that episode.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Better Gnomes.

The Perfect Garden.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

Gardener of the Year.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Spring cleaning.

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'