Garden Gnome Advocate Pillows

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

Crime Scene

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

World on Fire

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Nope. No fish."

Global warming

The Perfect Garden.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'