Garden Gnome Advocate Gifts

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

We practically live out here in the summer.

Show and Tell.

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Crime Scene

Global warming

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

'I think I missed that episode.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

World on Fire

"Nope. No fish."

Better Gnomes.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

The Perfect Garden.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'