Lawn Gnome Enthusiast Gifts

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Show and Tell.

Balding gnomes

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Watering the garden gnome

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Mower Repair

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse