Gnome Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

"I like your garden humans"

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Family scene and gnomes, "You're dad's not coping well with retirement"

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

An unflattering sculptor

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'I always wanted a home on the range.'

'Should have brought your brother an imperial gnome. Bigger. Get more work done.'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Rugby Club Gnomes

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

"I come from a broken gnome"

"Your test results are back Mr Wallis. The reason you've shrunk and developed pointy ears is you have a Phero-gnome imbalance."

"Do forgive me, I'm good with faces but I have a terrible memory for gnomes."

Spring cleaning.

When There are Gnomes in the Garbage It Can't Be Good

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

Sign near toadstool reads; 'Gnomeless please help.'

Better Gnomes.

'I know - most people expect angels.'

'Hi honey, I'm Gnome!'

'It looks like a Union meeting to me!'

Gnome urinating onto sad gnome with umbrella.

Kidnapped garden gnomes

Garden gnomes - one using weedkiller

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Your Honor, we resent the term 'garden gnome.' My client wants to be called an agricultural overseer."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"I hate it when you bring your work home."

Gnomes climbing a rock garden